Some quotes I enjoyed:
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
- I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
- Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
5 comments:
Enjoyed the quotes :-)
I have been a long time fan of Carlin. Thimiru and Lollu aside, I think he has an outside the bos thinking about how stuff works..
One more qoute I would like to add to the list -
"Why is it that when in humans, it is called abortion and when in chicken, it's called an omlette?"
The world will miss him dearly.
I loved that post...loved the last quote.
@suman - glad u like them!
@sunil jacob - like the quote u mentioned. To the point and right on the face, right! Thanks for your comment..stopping by at your page right after this!
Yes, you guessed right. Your "malayali radar" is spot on. I guess you have been seeing too much of them :)
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